1001 worst players to have And wich one you are !

Brandz : 122. The guy who labels all the other players faults (by numerical reference) and then refers them to this board. I have read this column and found my whole party, three times over.

149: The DMPCerWe all know this one. Hell, a lot of us were this one at one point in our game mastering careers. The DMPCer insists on playing a character too, even if he's DMing the game. Even if s/he doesn't fall into the trap of Ultimate Player Knowledge or My Character is Awesome syndrome, there is still a certain annoying habit of always knowing a bit too much, or trying to lead the other characters, or paying more attention to their character than their game, or some other such. ( Maybe I don't know if this is me or not)

Campaign : 186 - The Mageocrat:Believes that mages (wizards usually) should be the most powerful beings in the game. Tries to do things that rules don't let mages do, and flaunts rules because mages have "superior power", usually by saying such things as "I point my gnarled, gem-topped staff at the goblin and it spontaneously combusts because of my great arcane might!"

Bill : 115 The pencil muncher God i don't know which one of my players is this one but iam bloody sure he exists. You could go down to your stationary shop on saturday morning and buy 20 pencils complete with rubbers by the end of the session on saturday night you will have a broken 1/2 pencil with a rubber on and a couple of pencils with broken leads all the way down.

#162 The CannibalThis guy, irrespective of the character he's playing, eats and/or cuts open EVERY DAMNED CORPSE that gets made by the PCs. Dead Dragon? let's cut it open and search for treasure! Really, by extension, looting corpses' exteriors is considered dishonouring them too but that's a whole 'nother can of worms.

The really disorganized guyI've played with two different people like this. Their character sheets are always wrong because they are disorganized

#246) the one that knows the dm all too well (aka me)The one that knows exactly how the dm thinks and exactly how they would set any puzles, know where the traps will be, know when he's bluffing and can get a pretty good guess of what each next encounter will be through intuition.

Thorcrest : Whiner, nothing pleases this guy, first he wants political intrigue, then two minutes later compains about the lack of combat, only to want more character development twenty seconds later.

#203: The Greedy Monk He always tries to lay his filthy hands on every valuable good, just to try to sell it to someone and make money. When someone underlines that a Monk should avoid material possessions, he usually defends himself: "Hey, I'm not Lawful Good!"

The Romanian Hexblade :

Brottor : #73 The Narcoleptic SkulkerNo, its not that the player is always tired. The character is always asleep. Or hiding. Or falling asleep while hiding. The character never does anything evenly remotely approaching useful or interesting. They avoid conflict, conversation, cooperation. Even running away is too much trouble for them. (Coma Boy )

Erik :#120 the guy who doesn't know what he want'she begins with a druid. but then he's not cool with the metal punischement for druids, so he becomes a psion (int) and from there to become a pyrokenetesist. but then he realises that a druid is a good agressive melee and supportive healer caster, so he becomes a druid again. but then his character dies, and as a table rule you can't choose the same class to start with, he becomes a psion (int again) and from there to become a Constructor. but it's not cool enough, so now he doesn't really know what he wants to be next. he's thinking of a psychic warrior, or a barbarian or...
#50- I rolld up A but I play it like BThis player will play fighters like rogues and barbarians like libraians. Does not understand why they never fit into that character niche. They usually do so because they either don't understand the strengths/ weaknesses of a class or because they played a certain character concept some time ago and want to do so over and over again but don't want to seem like that. with a cross over of
#88 - The Mirror image Will always make characters that reflect his personality in real life, so we can't get him for not roleplaying. Almost impossible to play with as you can never tell if he's in or out of character.

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